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Sunday, July 27, 2003

Tempus Fugitive

My brother received this bit of interesting spam:

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You


If any of this individual's fellow time-travellers are reading this, I suggest you do not help this person.

It is highly probable that this person is a criminal who has fled here to escape justice. The level of paranoia is consistent with that assessment, as is the fact that he or she has no regard whatsoever for the integrity of the timeline-- seeking aid from fellow time-jumpers by sending massive amounts of spam, the effects of which (via chaos theory) are incalculable.

Hopefully, another time traveller will contact the authorities of his/her era --or perhaps this writing will survive to alert them-- and they will send a retrieval team to take care of this individual in one way or another.

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Comments

There was actually someone at the pickup point today: http://www.inertramblings.com/archives/000250.html

Sounds like a job for... Darien Lambert!

Heh, ever catch Time Trax? ;)

Is that the one who had a female-hologram/computer sidekick or the one with Adrian Paul?

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